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Lawn Care -


TAGS: lawns matrimony a***ogy
Rating: 5/5

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JuicyLucy - October 26, 2014, 1:57 am
Make sure you got enough water....enough to keep your lawn green. too much and less is bad. make it just enough dude!


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


CHURCH -


TAGS: a***ogy humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:43 pm
would you go if you were'nt christian?
elixiri - April 9, 2012, 9:17 pm
#137415
edavis - April 1, 2012, 10:11 pm
its only a building till you live it
GaryO - March 22, 2012, 10:50 pm
Yeah, the wife left me home. Couldn’t get me to turn over.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 10:21 pm

Thanks, Guys!
carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
CloudchaserS - March 21, 2012, 9:02 am
Having been a believer since I was a small pup, I agree with this!
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:19 am
Good One !
maoworks2 - March 21, 2012, 7:18 am
Good One !


I WANT A TANK -


TAGS: tank circular logic sean rl
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm
Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm
Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mis*****. That'd be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am
I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am
"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!
spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm
A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm
Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm
Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Test: hunters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
really?...I can't say h***ers?....Prostitutes then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for h***ers now?
Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm
Missing something from your garage, are ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm
That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm
"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm
I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...
Airman - April 7, 2011, 11:49 am
Thx all.. this one was fun
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2011, 11:11 am
Nice one Air.
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:52 am
don't we all?!
Grim R@per - April 6, 2011, 11:11 pm
LOVE IT!!!
crankyhead - April 6, 2011, 10:18 pm
I got a tank for sale slightly used, although, it may be a howitzer, or possibly a futon.
rerun - April 6, 2011, 8:07 pm

you need a beer.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 7:55 pm

I NEEEEEED A TANK!
TheOne - April 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:12 pm
Gee, I don't get it. That's how I got mine! (Hee Hee. 5 tanker's bars.)


WHAT DID I MISS? -


TAGS: male logic
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:00 am
I guess it's impossible... No problem, we have other traps for timmies here.
creepshow22 - May 26, 2011, 12:23 am
How do I delete it??
forseti - May 25, 2011, 10:35 am
creepshow, you are awesome! Now delete it, we want some "I don't get it" postings!!!
creepshow22 - May 25, 2011, 3:40 am
Lol because they had eggs, the person thought his wife meant to get six cartons of milk if they had eggs. It's a misunderstanding. I just got the joke haha.


SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -




PRINCE CHARMING - Pleads for his life in Biology Class.




PROGRESS - time marches on


TAGS: technology tradeoffs
Rating: 4.82/5

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hootizz - January 8, 2011, 6:54 pm
The only regret I have is that I have grown up in one of the best era's ever and did not realise how much more fun I could have had until it was to late..!! i'm off to cry again...
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 1:27 am
The only thing I ever regret is that I wasn't born earlier.
CANADA - January 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
screw dependability. I'll take a 69 charger over a prius any day
Airman - January 7, 2011, 3:54 pm
the games are better now, dvds don't have to be rewound, tv pictures are much better, and cars are way more dependable. Music isn't better
ThatGuy - January 7, 2011, 3:04 pm
You make a good point but some of those times are way exaggerated. And you forgot to factor in 10 minutes of blowing on the cartridge to make the game play.
Cloudchaser - January 7, 2011, 1:34 am
This could have also included a comparison between the turn on to useable time between home computers today and the Apple II, but other than that nitpick, I like this :-)


Geology -


TAGS: geology kardashians big bang theory
Rating: 4.75/5

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Oldsod - April 22, 2014, 6:12 am
Come to think of it...wasn't Gypsum Rose Lee a stripper or something?


DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.


TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

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jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?


~LOGIC~ - it just never ends with the sexes...


TAGS: logic
Rating: 4.41/5

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Sho - March 2, 2012, 12:09 am
it's funny cuz wi-fi is can have alot of interference


MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


PSYCHOLOGY HOTLINE -


TAGS: psychology day
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:14 pm
5Ls
MrBlack - March 16, 2010, 5:15 pm
If you have an inferiority complex, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
MrBlack - March 16, 2010, 5:15 pm
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are dyslexic pres 696969. If you have short-term memory loss, please hang up and try again later.
sickartist - March 16, 2010, 10:08 am
Nice response 5L


LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING - Sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid but I really thought you already knew.


TAGS: feelings assumptions apologies
Rating: 4.59/5

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MissPriss - July 7, 2012, 12:48 am
Tee hee you guys are stupid...I was trying to say I was stupid!
CloudchaserS - July 6, 2012, 1:36 am
I think he was referring to how the reason why stupid people are stupid is because they don't realize and understand that they are so.
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:08 am
Um...what? ;)
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:14 pm
It's pointless to tell stupid people they're stupid. They don't know, they don't want to know, and they get all pissy when you inform them, the ingrates.


CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY - From Alabama's own FGSU (Forrest Gump State University)- -home of the Fightin' Shrimp


TAGS: rednech technology alabama forrest gump shrimp
Rating: 3.69/5

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AudioStalker - March 26, 2010, 11:07 pm
I wonder the last 2 cars where saw in a "Nascar" event parking lot...


OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!


JEDI RIDER -


TAGS: apologies steppenwolf starwars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.41/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:42 am
"Born into 5 Lions"


OLD TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: old technology battleship
Rating: 4.03/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:16 pm
If you just let it.


L I B R A R I A N S - Even Better Than Google and Wikipedia


TAGS: librarian library index catalogue
Rating: 3.5/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:55 pm
Not going to ask the librarian where to find midget p***.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:58 pm
so true, at least real librarians can guess what you want better, and give suggestions for other things you acctually need


LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument


TAGS: logical fallacy windmill beard
Rating: 3.08/5


Just Wait... -


TAGS: 3d printing cars technology download
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:30 pm
Like we don't already download enough stuff for masturbating ourselves over...
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:27 pm
Maybe they could do a lost-foam mold for casting parts from, like how the industry has done for years now.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:35 pm
I would TOTALLY download new body parts for my beast, especially the #@$&ing nose piece that's always scraping on really tall speedbumps and really deep gutters! Yup! I'm waitin! 5L!
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
Alienraptor - October 13, 2015, 12:05 pm
Yes I would download a car
GaryO - October 1, 2015, 6:06 am
Nobody, yer obvious reality is boring. Relax, dream...make a freaking poster.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2015, 4:58 pm
VROOM, VROOM, VROOM!
JesusWept - September 30, 2015, 9:54 am
As said....just you wait ;)
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:37 am
Just watch the youtube 'elders react to 3d printers' thing. It's basically something that makes plastic parts out of glorified silly string. And that toy plastic hammer took a long time and was expensive for them to make too.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:35 am
I don't believe for a moment that you could have a working engine made from a 3d printer. 3d printers are cute, but ultimately mostly useless. You're not going to get ANY metal parts with the usual ones and even then they're not going to be machined well.
pzykosiz - September 29, 2015, 4:33 am
I totally would download a car. screw you anti piracy
Bandit5906 - September 28, 2015, 10:20 pm
Wow!


ARGUING WITH SEAN - is like wrestling a pig he's going to enjoy it and you're just going to get dirty


TAGS: sean logic
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:18 am
Yeah, he'll enjoy it... Right up 'til the moment you slit his throat. Mmmm, bacon....
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:03 am
Wow! I want an argument with Sean, now!!!!! xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:07 am
too funny 5 dirty pigs
Airman - April 1, 2011, 4:09 pm
LOL
Sean - April 1, 2011, 3:42 pm
I am actually in the last frame too. But you can't see me, Airman ... I'm invisible!!!!
Sho - April 1, 2011, 3:02 pm
XD


YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID - for I have an owl


TAGS: owl logic
Rating: 3.25/5

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PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


The Olden Days -




LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:55 pm
lol


HEY SPOCK! -




ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.


TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

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Aurielius - September 2, 2015, 8:12 am
Agreed, also throw in Political Theory, Cosmology, Medicine and Mathematics.
Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
i didnt know the greek were weak minded


COWBOY LOGIC -




MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend ...inside a dog it's too dark to read


TAGS: man s best friend logic dude quote
Rating: 3.44/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:05 pm
Do any of your other "friends" look you dead in the eye while taking a dump on your carpet?
GySgt1811 - April 18, 2010, 5:14 pm
Shame on you...go apologize to Graucho!


KILLING NAZIS -




INNER BEAST -


TAGS: duality bipolar personalities strife psychology
Rating: 4.48/5

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Rodrigo Ugarte - January 10, 2011, 10:01 pm
:O Where is that image from? Is her a character from somewhere?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 12:56 am
5/5 It works so well together


MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION


TAGS: anonymous bible passage scientology
Rating: 1.96/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:52 am
I feel as though I'm in a hall of mirrors.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:25 pm
SCIFAG TROLL!!!
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
LOLWUT? - August 27, 2008, 6:00 pm
"If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct" A WINRAR IS YOU.
Captain Douchebag - July 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct, that passage comes from a story where a man was possessed by many demons, prompting the "My name is Legion" response. I think the demons were placed into pigs or something, I really just skimmed over that
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:49 pm
So, Anonymous is Lucifer now?


Perfectly Logical -


TAGS: argue logic men women
Rating: 4.52/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 6:51 pm
Naw, Ico, I’m goin’ for the bed pan….and a nurse
Iconoclast - August 20, 2013, 3:22 pm
Age solves arguments. Men, remember that as you age you may well find yourselves sitting more than standing.
MissPriss - August 20, 2013, 2:17 pm
Seat up...lid down...bah! When I lived in the country, the boys were such gentlemen. Up or down was never an issue, cuz they would go and pees in the hole in the basement floor that the sump pump rested in! Little bastrads!
CloudchaserS - August 20, 2013, 11:13 am
Guy's rules for women. #1: Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up put it down. You don't see us complaining about you leaving it down.
GaryO - August 20, 2013, 10:00 am
again the lid…….thank gawd sinks and showers do not have lids
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:31 am
I honestly don't get that argument (mostly because my family leaves both the seat and lid down).
steve1961 - August 20, 2013, 12:06 am
Definitely down and welded shut...
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 7:31 pm

Especially when it comes to whether the seat should be left up or left down!~


LOGIC DUDE -


TAGS: logic dude tribute hes a grumpy grump till the 2nd cup
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:33 pm
Holy Smoke! LD and AK both pop in from the blue on the same day? Good to see ya guys. I'm sorry I missed it.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 3:05 pm
It worked for me. ...Goin' to sleep, g'night!
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:02 pm
*SMACK!* Watch yer mouth ya whippersnapper! I'm gonna wash out yer mouth...where's that bar of soap at? Wait - I'll bet Timmy took it again...he goes down to the YMCA and drops it over and over again in the shower. Thinks he'll make friends that way.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:52 pm
...To smack with my permission is one thing... But a surprise attack? What the F*CK, biatch??
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ahhhhh yes...old times. Hey! *SMACK!* Who you callin' OLD!?
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
Just like old times.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
*SMACK!* Hey...I really DO feel better...
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:12 pm
It blocks Motifake? Wow, how does that make you feel? Does it make you MAD? Do you wanna hit me? Fine! Do it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:01 pm
And do NOT ask me how I feel about WebSense at all...stupid program...blocking Motifake...D*MMIT!
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 1:40 pm
ladies and gentlemen, we have an honored guest this afternoon....mind your manners.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
This is just great!


Reverse psychology -




THE WAITING -


TAGS: apologies to tom petty
Rating: 3.06/5

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LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 8:55 am
Only 1 Pick-a-nick Basket per day!
bobfromaccounting - June 17, 2009, 8:14 pm
Patient bear Is patient.


CHRISTIAN LOGIC -


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"


FOUND OSAMA BIN LADEN -


TAGS: technology osama found
Rating: 4.03/5

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birddseedd - December 1, 2013, 4:34 pm
What is the point of saying this kind of stuff. couldnt be any further from the truth.
440wakeup - May 16, 2011, 8:51 pm
What was the mailing address smart-ass!!


AIR GUITAR - After playing "Ted" Theodore Logan, Keanu Reeves went on to be rich and famous, just as you never will.




PAINTING A WORD PICTURE -




MORE TO LIFE THAN TECHNOLOGY - Have you plugged in today ?


TAGS: more to life than technology
Rating: 4.1/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:26 pm
The Matrix has you.
TheOne - June 19, 2012, 2:07 pm
I like it. 4L.


ANTHROPOLOGY - IT IS WIDELY ACCEPTED THAT MANKIND DESCENDED FROM THE APES BUT THESE PHOTOS PROVE THAT THE ANCESTRY IS MORE EQUINE IN NATURE




HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


ROCKS - Thats the way they are born.


TAGS: rocks born geology
Rating: 2.38/5

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Bartimaeus - September 6, 2009, 3:13 am
lol the guy from the Never Ending Story is getting some.


DUDE - They wanted you to do it.


TAGS: hippie banished authority reverse psychology
Rating: 2.38/5

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firefly - June 18, 2009, 1:57 pm
Give proper credit. That's from Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album.


the refugee trigger -


TAGS: typo germany refugees cologne
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2016, 3:56 am
Well spotted!!
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 9:40 pm
Adding this to f/upped signs collection!!!!! 5L! Thanks for sharing it. Hadn't seen this 1!


PROGRESS -


TAGS: technology advancement peace love racism
Rating: 4.93/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:43 am
LOL RIGHT? 5L
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 3:35 am
It's a bit late, but Sean.... this is why I waste my time here. You're the genius.
Sean - September 27, 2010, 5:46 pm
FOUND One invisible fat chick.
Haarakkon - September 27, 2010, 5:12 pm
Any crash you walk away from is just good learning experience.


LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND -


TAGS: appearance light sound logic stupid
Rating: 4.77/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:04 pm
Um... actually, if any company ever learns you've done ANY kind of *** work, you're usually fired immediately and blacklisted forever... unless you're applying to another strip club.
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:48 am
LMAO not the chick in the pic, I was referring to SPalin
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:39 am

cou***...? omg she's so young she's almost too cute to spank hard....almost...:)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:00 pm
and she's some h** piece of coug*r too ! hey RL, sup ?
Reality Lord - January 29, 2012, 9:38 pm

i'd argue the point that she's very bright and knew exactly what she was doing...and got the job :)
djrcreative - January 29, 2012, 8:28 pm
This poster captures my thoughts back when Sarah Palin was introduced. Good show. 5L
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 2:32 pm
rick d5555p in the house !
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 1:58 pm
Cheers! :) . . . Still, I don't think the real House would approve your comment if taken literally . . . ;D
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 1:41 pm
r5ck in the house !


LOGIC - God created it, so God can hack it on it's basics. Problem? The Big Boss asked us just blind faith, not brain efforts!


TAGS: god trinity logic faith religion
Rating: 3.83/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:35 am
Makes sense to me.


COPYCAT -




SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.




GLORY - Now, as death ascends, Here I stand, I do not fear this end, And now as time, just fades away I bid farewell, My spirit will not die


TAGS: captains log by winter sverge death
Rating: 4.44/5

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Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:26 pm
Hey, wait. Is that Rick Grimes? Between the hand and the guy with the helmet.


THE CHRISTMAS FAMILY PHOTO - LD's favorite time of the year


TAGS: logicdude
Rating: 4.44/5

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CANADA - March 4, 2010, 8:57 pm
KISS fan?


V.I.K.Y. - Her logic is undeniable




WOMEN -


TAGS: sociology joke always with the no
Rating: 3.93/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 1:57 pm
That'll do scorpion, That'll do.


ASTROLOGY -


TAGS: astrology
Rating: 2.58/5

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todd snyder - July 25, 2009, 12:47 pm
moooooooo -yahay someone found my biological parents, and apparently one worked for the government :-).
moooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:20 am
Or in Todd's case his mom and the mailman.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:37 pm
Ripoff


RED SHIRT COLOGNE - Because tomorrow my never come




PROGRESS - The process whereby I can still play my grandparents' 78s, But I can no longer open my computer files from college.




NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - He has a P.H.D. in Horribleness


TAGS: dr horrible nph sing along blog
Rating: 2.82/5

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RTRAYLOR0005 - February 5, 2010, 12:25 pm
He's doing a second one.
AirStryke - February 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog, look it up on Youtube


I HAVE A FRO - Your logic is invalid


TAGS: monkey logic fro
Rating: 2.21/5
Ahh! - February 14, 2009, 12:51 am
It is Turk from Tarzan!


Einstein -


TAGS: predictions reality einstein technology communication
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:52 pm
That's the one! Apparently M0rd3kaI is much more talented than he makes out to be in the forum.
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:43 pm
The image concocted about "making love" and texting? WOW
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 1:55 am
Only because M0rd3kaI insists he had them copyrighted
rerun - April 11, 2014, 7:13 pm

Thank goodness you omitted the "making love" image.
JesusWept - April 11, 2014, 6:18 pm
Einstein was right. 5 L's
Oldsod - April 11, 2014, 5:48 pm
...so today, we were discussing this in my class...the things we had to do for fun in the olden times. They've no clue...


TECHNOLOGY - " A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips


TAGS: fax technology stomp funny
Rating: 4.7/5

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pzykosiz - December 25, 2010, 5:44 am
111523
drivenbywhat - December 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
haha.
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 1:29 pm
5L for you. 1L for that guys unfortunate name.
SunnyDay - December 23, 2010, 12:53 pm
funny quote & good matching pic 5L


RATIONALIZATION - I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I'm perfect.


TAGS: logic optimism
Rating: 4.6/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 4:50 pm
downside is, you're still nobody... g55d one
RonE - February 3, 2012, 1:11 am
I am perfectly imperfect ergo... I am perfect.


A HARD WORKER - ...does not stop to look at the camera




JUST ONE REASON -


TAGS: simple logic dogs iceman
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - September 22, 2012, 1:53 pm
ROFL!


technology -




50 CENT/ TOM CRUISE - Try stopping Scientology now.


TAGS: 50 cent tom cruise hybrid scientology
Rating: 1.52/5

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Woody - June 17, 2009, 7:26 pm
f***ing crazy!!!
... - April 18, 2009, 11:17 am
f***ing lame
50 50 - June 27, 2008, 6:16 pm
f***ing great


IDEOLOGY -


TAGS: motifake ideology nonsense life reality
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:32 pm
I agree with a lot with what Seuss says, but nonsense doesn't wake up my brain cells. It sets off a "must kill" sensor. . . . hmmm, massive it does wake up brain cells, haha.
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:33 pm
no
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:45 am
Is that a tunnel?


LOGICAL THINKING - Something LogicDude Can't Seem To Do...


TAGS: fraction math funny ld logic dude
Rating: 3.46/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2009, 4:11 pm
80% of statistics are mude up 45% of the time. My 5L are real though!
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 10:11 am
150% of the time that's more than half


IRONY -




TECHNOLOGY - Without it, POTC would suck


TAGS: potc pirates of the caribbean technologie
Rating: 2.67/5

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OMFGLOLZ - August 16, 2009, 12:46 am
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
lola - June 6, 2009, 3:54 pm
the guy in the lower right front is an elf. Pointy ears and sharp teeth. That's BEFORE the CG.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:24 pm
I would actually watch the whole movie like that. It's like a seafaring logan's run!
Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 1:17 pm
No it wouldn't, those guys on the top actually frighten me more.


PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.




CAPITALISM - Shrinks gadgets


TAGS: technology progress electronics
Rating: 5/5

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robbidos - November 26, 2012, 11:13 pm
I also have a nintendo with over 100 games that fits in ma pocket, but sadly, no vcr
TheSanityInspector - November 26, 2012, 8:40 pm
Ermm...if the product has no quality, usually it will turn no profit. As for patents and copyright, no one will build the next cool thing if they are robbed of their rewards for it.
Rick69 - November 26, 2012, 5:29 pm
So... Am I the only one who does not have a pocket VCR Player at hand...?
CloudchaserS - November 26, 2012, 11:30 am
Ack, prophet = profit. I plead tired :-P
CloudchaserS - November 26, 2012, 11:24 am
Doing away with patents and copyrights would shrink them even more. Companies would be forced to compete on quality of product instead of just prophet


Technology -


TAGS: sr71 technology advancement phones shoook dic dic dic
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 3:44 pm
That plane is from the age of rotary phones and designed by a genus using a slip-stick.
mizzdizz - October 20, 2015, 12:28 pm
Hahahaha Greeny! I can hear the dial phone as I read this LOL!
EmilioDumphque - October 20, 2015, 4:02 am
The old crow itself!
Greeny - October 19, 2015, 9:15 pm
true dat dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat... shoook dat dat dat dat dat
mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:30 pm
My favorite bird! They still haven't made a plane that does what this one can! Also, nice poster! Its true! Most advances make life much better than before. But for every advance, we lose a little of the coolness and fun. 5L


THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS -




Easter By Jim Gaffigan -




I COULDN'T HANDLE MY CHILDHOOD - "You were probably too young."


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.74/5

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caveman - June 5, 2012, 9:47 pm
First good LOL of the day
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:51 pm

OMGosh, this is 5Lilarious!!


APOLOGIES - The sad truth is, most of us only feel sorry once we've been caught.


TAGS: nixon sorry watergate apologies
Rating: 4.71/5

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Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:20 pm
Idealism vs realism. Great poster
maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 12:54 pm
The Big ***k.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
Ooh, ta very much.
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

so true, great poster
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:18 pm
Ya I Remember !


Ol' Eagle Eye -


TAGS: joe walsh eagles eye opthalmologist
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - June 24, 2015, 9:33 pm
this....is good
Greeny - June 24, 2015, 7:26 pm
lol
concern3 - June 24, 2015, 3:41 pm
come on that's a 5er


MONOLOGUING - If you do it and you're not the movie hero, it means you're about to die. Horribly.




HUMANITY -


TAGS: technology pollution morlocks you d*** dirty ape
Rating: 4.32/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:46 am
Give'er. There are probably more anyway.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Hey, can I do one next? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks Matt. f*** do I love your Avatar!!!!
Fatt Matt - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
great pic, great quote, great tags... this deserves 10L, alas all I can give is 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
Or Rerun praising your ***ual prowess.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
I really find him amusing.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:59 am
It's like Jeffrey Dahmer complimenting your cooking skills!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:56 am
I know,Props from Derek.........you should just end it all.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:52 am
I may want this removed now.....
Derek - March 29, 2010, 5:21 am
Your best - IMHO


WIDE LOAD -




HUMANITY - "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity"-Albert Einstein


TAGS: albert einstein technology human humanity future
Rating: 3.86/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 5:06 pm
huh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 2:02 am
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery........Or you're just not funny and no one loves you.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am
hmmmmmmmm


MOTHER NATURE -




AND WHEN LITTLE RON GREW UP - he even founded a "church"


TAGS: scientology
Rating: 4.79/5

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Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 12:52 pm
lol!! Yes, Ron Hubbard.
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:49 am
I suspect Scientology.
the1stCOMMI3 - June 19, 2011, 11:30 pm
Is there something i'm missing? what's the punchline???


STRATEGY -




APOLOGY -


TAGS: apology sorry undo life
Rating: 4.69/5

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Rick69 - April 22, 2012, 6:50 am
Bah... My ignorance tries to kill me again... Still, I understand what you say except it's still slightly difficult to read... :)
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:06 am
Rick69, actually the creative use of depth of field in the ph**o makes it visually interesting in my opinion...
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:04 am
Great message, 5L
Rick69 - April 21, 2012, 12:00 pm
Heh he... Cheers... Beautiful penmanship; not so beautiful ph**ographing skills... :)
GaryO - April 21, 2012, 11:52 am
Now I see this…………. 5 sorry lions for the 20/20 hindsight
tellitlikeitis - April 21, 2012, 8:58 am
Very nice Rick.
Rick69 - April 21, 2012, 4:36 am
Cheers... Didn't think you would say this, though...
spypengen - April 20, 2012, 11:26 pm
I know some people who should learn this truth 5L


SICILIAN STRESS REDUCTION -


TAGS: aggy said his ansestors used this methodology
Rating: 4.19/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:12 am
The last time death was this beautiful was when Farrah Fawcett died. 5L.
spacedog - January 5, 2010, 9:45 pm
Well done Bone, 5Ls.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
It's more of a how-to pamphlet. 5 lions who ain't talkin'
rerun - January 4, 2010, 9:13 pm

love this, very thought provoking.


STATISTICS - They don't lie.


TAGS: mrs logicdude agrees with this and she said i do too
Rating: 4.19/5

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Ed-Hyde - March 12, 2010, 6:49 am
5L's cause my wife told me to. Thanks for making it brutally clear.
frixxxx - March 11, 2010, 4:26 pm
A PSA for all Single Guys..... Heed and Beware!
CANADA - March 11, 2010, 2:39 pm
LOL @ the tags


I WANT TO BELIEVE TOO - BUT THIS DARN THING CALLED LOGIC KEEPS GETTING IN THE WAY.


TAGS: u f o saucer believe logic aliens
Rating: 4.17/5

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pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:21 am
See? I can't even type 'universe' correctly. Hardly the actions of a child of God.
pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:20 am
If we were all created by the most powerful being in the univerese, then why don't I have superpowers? I feel that I should have superpowers...
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 12:26 am
Same goes for Young Earth Creationism


UNEARTH -




CARTOON LOGIC - Whatever you think it can work will work. If you think there is still ground under your feet you can stand or walk in midair. If you think your silly camouflage can fool your enemy it will do.




THE TOWERING INFERNO -


TAGS: logic firedrill school
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:11 pm
Thank you all for the kind, humorous and fact filled comments. The 5 trampled small people really made me smile... : )
robbidos - December 2, 2012, 12:43 pm
5 trampled small people
CloudchaserS - December 2, 2012, 11:10 am
Fun fact. That movie inspired the song Disco Inferno (Burn Baby Burn)
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:47 am
Not at all Grey. The reason it was practiced that way was to allow the smallest a glimpse of where the exit was located before the shoving, fighting mass of tall ones blocked their view. Thanks for the first 5L of my day.


TECHNOLOGY -




NO LMITS -




PERMANENCE - Is the illusion of every age.


TAGS: technology obsolescence
Rating: 4.71/5

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AcidRain - July 5, 2012, 9:59 am
Subtract the mosquitos and the heat, and drive-ins would be the best invention of all time.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:56 am
I Grow Up At The Local Drive- In Great Times.


ALIEN FALLACY -


TAGS: alien fallacy advanced technology
Rating: 4.69/5

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azpete42 - December 27, 2010, 7:41 pm
5L's because half my ancestors were the poor dumb bastards on the right there...and the other half were the bastards on the left!


EPIC GPS FAILURE - Listen here Cherie.., for the last damn time the TomTom said...


TAGS: get lost with technology
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2010, 11:46 am
Laid out well... this could've easily been a flop, but it was executed perfectly.


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